Confessions Of An Email Addict

Seriously I am so freaking witty. Sometimes it just rolls off the tongue. And it isn’t even always sarcasm. The trick to a good comic though is NOT laughing at your own jokes. Which is hard when you are side splittingly funny. For example: I went bowling last night with some friends. Great time was had by all. So good ol 5-pin and some one starts peggin off the pins one at a time so I say…. ONE! Ah ah ah (in a Count from Sesame Street voice) and then TWO! Ah ah ah… but I am laughing so hard I can barely say it and I almost pee myself.

Ok maybe it was situational and I was stoned. Either way and away we go!

Subject: Potholes and Potholders
So this morning I was driving to work (as I have been known to do)… and I’m driving down the road… this guy is stopped in the middle of the road… animals crossing … so I slow down… GEESE! No kidding – birds, with wings. Like these guys can’t just fly above the road, they have to disrupt my whole freaking day just so they can WALK across the road?

And then I said:
If you drove faster or honked they either would have flown away or you would have made some friends (cuz geese honk too – just in case you missed that).
At the very least you’d have supper.

That’s it folks. Stay tuned. I have a funny funny fellow in the wings here. Bound to get something good out of him eventually!