Confessions Of An Email Addict

It is like this insane social networking hub. What the hell? Loud crappy music. Sticky floors. Drunken people who have pretty much all paired off by the end of the night. Fights with random strangers. Oh well maybe I do see some of the appeal. Hot chicks right? So why have we not come up with something better? A pub. That was almost better until they essentially turn into bars when they get popular and crowded.
I have to say that I get more email about ‘The Bar’ than any other subject. For cereal. Isn’t that awful!? What does that say about our society? Also note that no one will directly admit to willingly participating in bar type activities. Like so:

I go to the bar, not to drink mind you, but to sing a little. Nothing too much, but I figure it is a good way to improve my public speaking. Heh, there’s also videos of that if you would like to see them. I do end up being the DD too though, which even happened on my birthday.

Not really up for the bar drinking thing but will head out once in a blue moon

Hey hey this weekend I was at the bar with my buddies not really my thing but we had a good time.

Um so he was going through this phase…. where he would take his clothes off…. pretty much anywhere. We found him naked on a picnic table just staring at the stars once. He also had to be stopped from stripping in the middle of the dance floor at a bar. Almost got us kicked out.
My Reply: Are you sure this wasn’t you and not your friend?

You know I’ll be there!!! (ok so this guy is the exception to the rule because truly he is at the bar EVERY Fri & Sat nights. At least he works there.)

You and your girlfriends heading out to the bar this weekend? Maybe I’ll see you out. Where are you headed. Not really sure if we will make it downtown but if you’re there we’ll try!

Hey Girl!! I’d totally go rip it up with ya on the dance floor are you sure you can keep up? We gonna go dance at ***** they play crap for music most of the time but I am sure we can get a couple good ones in.
My Reply: Considering that I don’t drink and I have moves to spare so long as you don’t make me two step I am sure I’ll mop the floor with your white ass.

Sigh…. so what did we learn from all of this?

1. Never get naked in the middle of the dance floor at a bar. Or any dance floor for that matter.

2. People go to the bar because they are lonely. But won’t admit it.

3. Drinking is a dangerous sport.

I’ve been having a dry spell of funny emails. They are either your general crap or discussing serious topics. Very important work we are doing, mind you, spreading the word. But not really comical. Sorry.