Witty banter is the goods.
Someone actually wrote that to me I didn’t make it up all by myself. I don’t want to have any copyright issues here I give credit where credit is due and what not.
Subject: How convenient – Wet is my last name.
….blah blah blah…. you don’t really want to know because the title was the best part of this lame message…. blah blah blah
Subject: The first one is free.
Well if Kinky is your first name and wet is your last name, then we might just get along!!!
It’s a pleasure to meet you, where do you hail from??Subject: Hail is a weather phenomenon.
Why ****** of course!
Did you know that there is a group of people out there who would call that circle thingy in your pic above an ‘orb’. They follow happy folks around for some reason. The debate is out.
Apparently there is a whole collection of pictures with ‘orbs’ in them which is kinda cool and interesting… ok back to the emails
Subject: I’ll have to take your word for it….
Did you know that its against the law to open a massage parlor in Horneytown, North Carolina?? haha, when it comes to stupid random trivia, I got it on Lock down.
And he does in face have it on ‘lock down’ there were other comments that I am not sure are fit for this all audiences blog. Don’t want to scare the kiddies or make racial slurs now. That would be so unlike me.
Now you may be wondering why exactly I am only posting correspondence from men and I will explain it to you: Chicks are bitches. Sorry ladies but you are. Perhaps if I were to pose as a dude I might get a better response rate but as it stands I am not prepared to sacrifice myself for my addiction to falsely connect with the female population. I do send email to girls. Lots of it. And they don’t respond. Or they do respond and the emails are lame. Maybe I should stop deleting the really lame emails and start collecting them (oh I get bad email from guys too don’t worry ladies) then post a top 10 worst email responses or something. It is a thought. Until then if you know a cool chick who would write me – LET ME KNOW!! I would love to chat with her.
Here’s hoping.
