Everything you hear is true. Don’t believe what they tell you.
Subject: To good to be true?
Hey there, nice profile. It definitely seems like a logical composition but as the title indicates, you make your self sound too good to be true. I have my doubts when it comes to the existence of forward, honest, practical and mostly sane women however, I am open to pleasant surprises (I’m even willing to accept the cat preference ;).
OK so Obviously buddy is trying really hard to get a rise out of me here because he assumes (despite what he has just read) that I am some crazy emotional chick who will take offense and write back. Or he hopes I can come up with a clever response. Lucky bastard gets the latter. For kicks one day I think I should just tear some poor guy a new one with crazy girl hysterics but for sure I wouldn’t get a funny response and he would post my crazy email on his blog!
Subject: Depends on your version of truth.
Oh honesty is always the best policy. I am willing to sacrifice a lot in favor of honesty. Doesn’t always land me in the best position but I get my point across and people can do what they like with it.
And, no. I do not play acoustic. I own one. Used to own two. And there is a very rare occasion when I will actually attempt to play it but for the most part I own the guitar so I can make other people play it for me because I LOVE acoustic guitars (and making people do stuff for me).
A real live engineer. My my. So you know your physics do you? Care to partake in an interesting conversation where all the defined rules of physics are reversed?
Subject: LAME BOY DIDN”T CHANGE THE TITLE
….blah blah blah… yakkity schmakkity…..
You could say I’m familiar with the laws that govern our physical world. Sounds like you’re an uber geek. Computer programming and an interest in physics…. hmmmm I’m not sure if I should talk to you or study you ;) Reversing the defined rules of physics sounds like a mind blowing concept, a real paradigm shifter. Do you think you could keep up?
Short answer. No. I cannot. Nor do I care about the ‘laws’ that govern our physical world. Which is a very good way of putting it. Ok ok sorry I know this is the humor section SORRY ok! Quick quick something funny about physics: ‘Two atoms bump into each other. One says ‘I think I lost an electron!’ The other asks, ‘Are you sure?’, to which the first replies, ‘I’m positive.’
sigh…. there is nothing all that funny about physics.
